Thursday, October 15, 2009

Damn the Sinners!!

A drunk man flops down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie is stained, his face is smeared with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin is sticking out of his coat pocket. He opens a newspaper and begins reading. After a few minutes the guy turns to the priest....

His clothes are crumpled, his tie is stained,
Lipstick on his face, he drinks unrestrained,
"Father, what causes arthritis?" asks the atheist
"Sin, alcohol and wicked women", replies the biblicist
"Lord help the pope!, coz hes got it" says the man pained!!

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